We usually don't trust Natali Del Conte's guest recommendations, but we make an exception just this once and it pays off, because Alison truly does understand our brand of "juvenile" humor. I think Alison just won Dirty Birdy of the Month. She's a Jaquelyn-of-all-trades. But her name isn't Jaquelyn--it's Alison, with a Rosen afterward. This episode is all about milk jugs, printer ink, YouTube porno, sleep boning, and much more. She's a writer, a blogger, TV personality, and comedian.

'They just want to look hot while holding the product!'... MAFS' Clare Verrall stuns in a bright... Rebecca Judd stuns as she flashes her washboard... MAFS's Clare Verrall debuts an eye-catching...

That's the big tragedy in all this. Crenshaw added of the joke at his expense: 'What passes for humor these days is not what used to pass for humor. What happened to our comedy in this country? Why can't we just be funny again?



Or even just no without the thank you.' She wrote in the book: 'If anyone does anything, says anything, free xxx videos implies anything, shows anything or suggests anything that makes you feel ick, move away, get away, say no thank you.

But seriously, in a friendly way; not like the brojob we had with our mutual friend Clayton Morris. Today's show is even more random than normal, thanks to Alison, who actually owes us a new computer after hulking out on the old one midshow. After the dust settles, we make amends and join hands in congratulating MySpace on ridding its site of over 90,000 child molesters. Let me just spell that out for you to paint a clear picture: NINETY-THOUSAND! In a platonic sort of way, but with added benefits, like being able to talk about milk printers for the first twenty minutes of today's show. The 404 and Alison Rosen were designed to be together. Check out the slideshow below for more pictures of today's hottie biscotti...I think Alison's in a few of them, too. Even before we met her, Jeff and I watched her reel and fell in love. There's one Web site that Wilson can delete from his bookmarks.

(Jagger's girlfriend, Marianne Faithfull, had also been approached for the role but she, too, was pregnant and refused. However, she later had a miscarriage.) Indeed, she had an abortion rather than lose the role. Pallenberg, then 26, had previously had supporting parts in a few films and hoped Performance would propel her to movie stardom.

Musician Elton John is 72. Actress-comedian Mary Gross is 66. Actress Bonnie Bedelia is 71. March 25: Film critic Gene Shalit is 93. Saxophonist Steve Norman of Spandau Ballet is 59. Actress Marcia Cross ("Desperate Housewives") is 57. Actress Brenda Strong ("Desperate Housewives") is 59. Actress Lisa Gay Hamilton ("The Practice") is 55. Actor James McDaniel ("NYPD Blue") is 61. Singer Melanie Blatt of All Saints is 44. Turner Classics Movies host Ben Mankiewicz is 52. Actor Lee Pace ("Pushing Daisies") is 40. Actor Domenick Lombardozzi ("Boardwalk Empire") is 43. Singer Anita Bryant is 79. Comedian Chris Redd ("Saturday Night Live") is 34. Actress Sarah Jessica Parker is 54. Comedian Alex Moffat ("Saturday Night Live") is 37. Actor Paul Michael Glaser (TV's "Starsky and Hutch") is 76. Rapper Big Sean is 31. Actor Matthew Beard ("The Imitation Game") is 30. Actor Kiowa Gordon ("Twilight") is 29. Singer Katharine McPhee ("Smash," ''American Idol") is 35. Producer Ryan Lewis of Macklemore and Ryan Lewis is 31. Singer-actress Aly Michalka of Aly and AJ ("Hellcats") is 30.

It's not there for physical performance of any kind. Pepper, though, is a different beast. Sexbots, as my colleague Bonnie Burton pointed out, clearly have their place in society. It's there purely to be helpful, to react to human emotions and to be a true friend.

Keep in mind, I'm the guy who loves to pass on news about real-life light sabers and Star Trek communicators and even NASA's ongoing work on a potential warp drive, so when I tell you I have no faith in something so nifty-futuristic happening, hopefully that gives you a sense of how ridiculous it is.

Though some may come to the conclusion that Jamie is the embodiment of 'girlie, 'she promises she has always been a bit of a tomboy and has her 'guy's cave' filled with two motorcycles and a truck to prove it.

'We've had a fair few people, even clients of mine that I'm doing their weddings and stuff like that, asking for their house to get sold and accountants. I think we have set the trend,' Elias said. So it's worked out really well in our favour.

Crenshaw said during the new segment with Marshall: 'You know, you don't want to see somebody in that kind of position, to the point where they're actually putting out a cry for help on social media... that's not a good place to be in.'

It's Natali Morris' penultimate episode and National High Five Day! Wilson's back on the show after yesterday's trip to the New York auto show, and today we're chewing the beef between Lady Gaga and Weird Al Yankovic and chatting about a 3D porno topping box office records in China, a dispute over Apple's environmental footprint, and a pair of 2D glasses that just makes things more natural.